The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
LITERALLY IF YOURE MEAN TO DOGS OR CHILDREN OR PATRICK STUMP I DONT LIKE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THAT
IM STILL LAUGHING
a true flawless bitch
Favorite Andrea Harrison quotes (◡‿◡✿)
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
we ❤ strawberry（苺のケーキ）
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
Bye nyc slushy
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard